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Jokes SMS
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Written by Janan Gull
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Saturday, 21 July 2007 |
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Once a sardarji and his wife were sleeping in their bedroom. A thief breaks open in their house. The thief enters the bedroom and threatens to kill sardarji and his wife. Thief : " Before I shoot you people, tell me your names." Wife : "My name is Elizabeth." Thief: " Oh! I can't shoot you, because my mother's name is Elizabeth." Theif: "now you whats your name", asked the sardar Sardarji : My name is Santa Singh, but my friends call me Elizabeth=)) |
