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Jokes SMS
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Written by Qazi Abdul Majid
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Wednesday, 18 July 2007 |
A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint
Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in
education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly
soul must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and
Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though
it's
not the answer I expected, so your answer is
correct. But how did you get only 12 seconds in a year?"
The Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,
etc...."
Saint Peter lets him in without another word |
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Last Updated ( Wednesday, 18 July 2007 )
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